Monday, May 19, 2008

Things I Need to Get

(Other than a baby doll coat rack)

Blender Fish Tank- Relax, fish lovers! This ‘blender’ has no sharp blades (or whatever they actually put inside them.) It’s a fake blender, meant as a joke. The ones I’ve seen play sounds of screaming (cute screaming, not scary screaming) when you press one of the buttons. The fish remains unaware that you are laughing at his expense throughout the procedure.

Fairy Door- This is a teensy door that you install in your home or garden, but I think the best place is right next to your own or in a mound of dirt. Whether fairies do come to live there or not, it’s still fun to make the neighbors think you’re crazy!

Possessed Books- Who wouldn’t like a set of books that moves in and out when you walk by? Of course, I’ll probably be doing my late-night reading in a different room once they’re there, but I’ll burn that bridge when I get to it.

This Thing- First one who can tell me what it is wins a virtual cookie (your choice of type.)


Foofoo said...

somesorta strange rocket that makes plants grow????????

Random Irregular said...

Is it those funiture thins that you can unstack and use for seats? It looks like a rocket.

Irregular Kiki said...

A statue??????

The fish tank is interesting.. Never seen them before and I like your idea of trying to make the neighbours think you're crazy.
----> I am crazy.